I always thought it was funny that one way to say "I dropped it" in Spanish is "se cayó" which literally translates to "it fell".
You see the thought process there?
It wasn't MY fault. It was the object's fault.
Damn object. Why do you keep falling? All. On. Your. Own.
If Logan was more articulate, I'm pretty sure he would have had the same thought process, and the same
What? I didn't throw it. I didn't even drop it, Mom.
It fell.