Directions:
- Google 'Unfortunately, [insert your name]'.
- Paste your favorite quotes for all to see
- Unfortunately, Bree fails at parenting and since the children are interfering with her plans...she sends them outside to do their homework...in 2 feet of snow.
- Unfortunately, Bree's life became increasingly difficult. The Order changed her. They stifled her happiness and ruined her innocence.
- Unfortunately, Bree is doing worse. She has started to have some quite bad desaturations, where not enough oxygen is flowing around her body....
- Unfortunately, Bree Keyton is not just fevered imagination. Though she certainly HAS one.
- Unfortunately, Bree is looking for a career in fashion modeling and there is not much call for that at the campground.
- Unfortunately, Bree is kind of a horrible human being, and gets Benji to eat a hot dog. Which, of course, makes him violently ill.
- Unfortunately, Bree is only for sale as we are no longer breeding ponies.
Fortunately,
Bree
Posts
3 comments:
On Mar 14, 2009, at 2:54 PM, Bree wrote:
Mom - why the question mark? did you mean to leave a longer comment, or did you not understand the post? :) -b
Ah Bree, that was your dear father's comment, and I have EXPLAINED to him what it means, but OF COURSE... the post was clear as a bell and just the sort of thing I might do, even though I cannot profess any smarts at all in cyber dabbling.
Now, the Freudian question is: Why *UNfortunately*? So I took it the other direction, and fortunately there were a number to be had -- though unfortunately, possibly too many for this aging novice. A few samples follow -->.
>>Fortunately, Bree's budding feminine charms inspire
>>Fortunately, Bree isn't too vain to show you what she...
>>Fortunately, Bree has been extremely healthy.
>>Fortunately Bree's album is available at Amazon, so get your hands on it!
>>Fortunately, Bree is in the province of Guangdong which is southeast of the Sichuan province where the quake's epicenter occurred...
>>Fortunately, Bree had still been puttering around, and they quickly came up with a way to keep busy.
>>Fortunately, Bree did, and had this to say...
>>Fortunately Bree has many supporters and friends who see her for her beauty inside and out.
>>Fortunately, Bree has a solid work ethic to see her through the tough times.
>>Fortunately again Bree saw the error of her ways and decided to apologise.
>>Fortunately Bree is a Collie and the colder and wetter it is, the happier she is! ...
It was at this point I felt it best to call it good.
Love, Mom
P.S. Some of the sites looked like they would be ... rather dicey.
That was fun!!!
hahaha, love it.
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