(At a game store)
Mom, I really want this monster guy! (Showing me a pack of small toy figures)
Callum, this is for 14 year olds. The pieces are way too small and you'll break them.
But I'll be careful!
No, it's not a toy for little kids.
But 8 plus 6 is 14, so Logan and I can share and play together!
Sorry kid, it doesn't work like that.